Quinoa, My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler

Australian writer, Tiffany Beveridge, has pulled together a Pinterest board detailing the adventures of her imaginary toddler, Quinoa. While the over-styled images are hilarious enough, Tiffany’s witty and wry commentary is simply brilliant. This is honestly the funniest thing I’ve seen in yonks…

Here’s some of my favourite Quinoa moments:

I was hesitant about Quinoa's "Elizabethan" phase, but eventually came around.
I was hesitant about Quinoa’s “Elizabethan” phase, but eventually came around.
Quinoa sneezes confetti.
Quinoa sneezes confetti.
Sometimes I put Quinoa in Time Out just to adore her outfits.
Sometimes I put Quinoa in Time Out just to adore her outfits.
This is what Quinoa looks like when she's visualizing world peace.
This is what Quinoa looks like when she’s visualizing world peace.
Know what Quinoa thinks is hilarious? Velcro.
Know what Quinoa thinks is hilarious? Velcro.
Know what really gets Quinoa down in the dumps? Pleather.
Know what really gets Quinoa down in the dumps? Pleather.
Quinoa and her BFF Chevron like to drive in vintage cars out to the desert, park them, and take a bunch of pictures looking pissed off.
Quinoa and her BFF Chevron like to drive in vintage cars out to the desert, park them, and take a bunch of pictures looking pissed off.
Everything went fine at Quinoa's playdate with Booker until she realized that when he said he loved vinyl, he meant jackets not vintage records.
Everything went fine at Quinoa’s playdate with Booker until she realized that when he said he loved vinyl, he meant jackets not vintage records.
"Mommy, tell me the story of Brooke Shields' early career again while we walk in the sand." - Quinoa
“Mommy, tell me the story of Brooke Shields’ early career again while we walk in the sand.” – Quinoa
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