After a few too many sherbets, I once spent the night dancing next to what I thought was a jukebox, only to find out later that it was a cigarette machine! Moral of the story? To ensure you’re not the butt of jokes five years on, don’t confuse your vending machines.
Unfortunately this might be easier said than done now that there is a new breed on the block. Rollasole (available in the UK) dispenses emergency ballet flats to relieve tired tootises that have been dancing next to a jukebox all night. Or was that a cigarette machine?!